Wednesday, November 21, 2007 @8:03 AM
忘了时间 忘了我 ，我的眼睛 我的手 ，全部属于我 ，却跟着你走 。
Forget time forget me , my eyes and my hands , all of them belongs to me , but they left with you.
Artist: wang lee hom
Album : not officially released
Song : 忘了时间 忘了我 。
Well , can someone define unfortunate to me ? how can a person be unfortunate? By losing or or not losing something . By having or not having something ? Anyone out there who thinks they are unfortunate . Come and compare with me . I was born with only six fingers you know . Oh yeah Six , there are many things that i couldnt do in my life . if you want to have a taste of my life , come on , take a pick at the choices
Choice No. 1 : Glue all the fingers of your left hand to your palm excluding the thumb.
Items Needed: Super duper strong glue , A certifite human .
Warning : I personally is not responsible for anything that happens to you or your family
Accuracy: 65%
Choice No. 2 : Cut off all the fingers except your thumb on your left hand
Items needed : Certifite surgeon and human , cash .
Warning: I personally is not responsible for anything as this is a permanent programme .
Accuracy:95%
Reminder : Keep the fingers in the Freezer to prevent it from rotting so nex ttime you MAY be able to attach it back .
Well have you taken your choices? And also children , do not try this at home . Well after trying to live with it for a few days lets go to a few scenarios .
Scenario number one : you are trying to eat you favourite roti prata . and you are trying to decide which hand to hold which utensils .you soon found out that your strenth was not enough to hold the utensils , what do you do?
A) request your Mum to tear the roti prata for you
B) eat the roti prata without tearing
C) Call SGH and request the immediate attachment of your fingers
Scenario number Two : After you solve the problem , you went back to your house and decided to have a game of Street fighter with yuor siblings , You soon find out you have no control over over the key control on you left as you cannot press , now you siblings is killing you slowly by just punchin you! What are you gonna do ?
A)Pull of your opponents control analog so he cannot move , and balst him off with a 30HIT combo
B)Act that you have a stomachache and rush to the toilet , so the game can be stopped and say you are too ill to play later
C)Tell your siblings that they should study more and stop playing games and switch off the console
Fianl scenario : you are request to make a butterfly using your shadow of your hand , you found out that it is impossible , what do you do?
A) buy a box of butter and throw is so it can 'fly'
B) Say that You are a ghost and probaly do not have a shadow
C) Go to the garden and kill a butterfly and just flash it under the light .
Summary : Strong glue -$5
Surgery- $ 1000
rotiprata -$0.60 ( Flour price is rising )
knowing Marvin' s life - priceless
For everything else there's mastercard.
NOw you know how is my life . But I am not really unhappy with my life , I cherish my life . So anyone of you out there thinks that you are Very unfortunate , think again . Whether you are unfortunate anot , depends on what you think of you self , and of course what is unfortunate to you . For anybody out there Feeling very depress or even fell like killing yourself . remember , not everyone is unlucky , but everyone is definitely unique , just like me .
Well I think i had a really happy time insulting myself . However i am not really sad as I live for not myself , but for those around me , instead of adding them troubles by thinking of this unsolvable problem all the time , why not spent more time for other things , really important things. erm like buying rose? And who gave me such a good inspiration , Myself , cause i really love myself there fore i wont hurt myself by thinking of stupid problems .
Now , what i really want now is to have a good night sleep , a good night dream , and i hope to meet sagitarus somewhere soon . Cause sagittarus makes me forget all my problems, wow thiking already have done so .
So thats all for tonight country folks , continue to listen to lee hom and change yourself.
CHaNgE Me